Monkey
Scottsdale

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I am really looking forward to meeting all the AZ Burners and going to Burning Man 2007! I would love to learn the art of POI!
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Burning Man 2004 I'm a little devil! Look deep into my eyes, (grin) Bartlett Lake Bash.
Monkey
This was an awesome Burning Man, I went with the AZBURNERS, in the Pyramid Scheme camp!!! ...it was a blast building one giant pyramid out of 4x4's and 2x4's then using a giant tarp, Naked Mike you're awesome!!!
Monkey
Monkey
I look like the snake on Walt Disney's Jungle Book, who could hypnotise you with his eye. (grin)
Monkey
I love this event, it's too much fun.

Playa or AZ Burner Name:
Monkey
First Name or Nic Name:
Troy
Your personal website:
http://www.myspace.com/troyinaz
Name of the camp you are staying with this year:
Nuts & Honey
Camp website:
http://www.playafairies.com
Camp crossroads:
5:30 and Something
A description of camp you're staying with:
I had a great time tiwht Nuts & Honey group, even if he all got split up from the damn crazy "worst wind" ever. I thought the Nuts & Honey were awesome people. Thank you Richard D. for introducing me to them. :o)
Job/Career Title:
Computer Support Analyst
Your job/career and what you actually do:
I work at a television station and suppor
t all the Information Technology related issues.
Past Camps:
Pyramid Scheme
Why Burning Man? Why are you going?
Love that you can't buy or sell anything and love the people!
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Zodiac Sign of Partner:
No Partner
How or where did you first hear about Burning Man?
Believe it or not I was watching an episode of "Reno 911" and saw this skit, it was halarious!!! In the skit the cops wanted to go to burning man so them dressed the part, LMAO!!! ...after that i had to checkout what Burning Man was all about.

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What would you do differently if you could go back in time from a past Burning Man experience:
I would have slept one night far away from all the campers and watched the stars.

And I would have gone back to the tent with that really nice stranger who got me completely drunk. (grin)
Where are you from? Where have you lived?
I've lived in Canada, South Dakota and now Arizona since 1983. I don't miss the snow. (grin)
All About You
My first experience with Buringman was with Naked Mike and Kat with the Pyramid Scheme, it was awesome! They are great people, had so much fun with the campe.

Okay, here's a little about me. I moved to Arizona in 1983 to finish my last year of High School in 1984 with my Dad, it was a good decision. After school, my dad moved and I'm still in Arizona. I have thought about living in other states but the weather, (not including some summers) is really awesome! Currently I'm working at a Television station behind the scenes in the Information Technology, it's a great place to work.

Age:
42
Singe or Married:
Single
Tell us about being single or married:
Single, just out of a long-distance relationship.
Top 10 reasons to go to Burning Man:
(or as many as you can think of)
1. No one trys to sell you anything.
2. You meet very interesting people from all over the world.
3. Everyone is open minded & they don't are if you are gay.
4. It's all about expressing yourself through different mediums.
5. Amazing sexy & naked bodies every where.
6. Music you've never heard!
7. It's a 24/7 party! You will see something new every day.
8. You can work on a nice tan. (wait I don't tan)
9. Amazing structures. What rich people do with their $$$!
10. Night time is truely amazing, it's a big carnaval!!!!
Top 10 things you don't like about Burning Man:
(or as many as you can think of)
1. Dust, Dust, Dust.
2. All the toilet paper is gone & you really have to go bad.
3. Not a cheap trip, Burning Man is actually very expensive.
4. Scary, naked bodies everywhere & horny & walking toward you.
5. Going back to work after is hard & somewhat depressing.
6. The cold and the heat the sunburns.
7. You're not going to be eating like you normally do.
8. Zero visiblity if the sand storm really kicks up.
9. Getting up in the morning & having to get dressed to go pee.
10. Sleeping on an air mattress.
BurningMan Experience:
I've been to Burning Man two times and both times were amazing! I saw a floating pirate ship & giant size cupcakes and a man in the bubble, wow! And of course my favorite the Orgazmatron! you'll have to ask me about that one. (grin) And then there's everyone's favorite Jiffy Lube and the Human Carras Wash! ...now that's fun stuff.

The thing that is so wonderful about Burning Man is that everyone is there to have a good time. There's no commercialism, no buying or selling of anything! ...and for me that means the world, I hate going to an event and someone what's to sell you a damn time-share but all you want to do is have fun. The other wonderful thing about Burning Man is running behind the shower truck with all the naked people, that's very entertaining.

BurningMan Tips & Tricks:
Bring ski gogles they work great also you might want to bring a bottle to take a leak in so you don't have to get up in the cold morning, get all dressed to go to the bathroom. Don't bring more than what you need because everyone will want to share with you.
Years you've gone to Burning Man and your "Burning Moments":
(these are when you say, "oh my god did you just see that" or when something unigue happened to you.)
Oh, wow, there are so many burning man moments, where I had to stop and say "this is just too amazing!!!". Here's one; a straight friend of mine went to Burning man and a woman he didn't know asked if he would wear her sequence thong and he said sure, (not right away, grin) then she said to my friend "you keep it, it looks better on you" so as we were biking around on the playa, and is in front of me, I have my friend in a woman's thong; I almost wrecked my bike trying not to laugh so hard looking at this thong on my friends ass, well what you could see of the thong anyway. (big grin)


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