Burners Tips & Advice


Frank O'Bear
Phoenix
Frank
your bicycle and hydration pack are probably your best friends. This year i'm taking a neti-pot (nasal irrigation). Google it neti pot to see what i'm talking about. Have some TP with you at all times, just in case the portapoopers run out. 

-Frank
Kel
Scottsdale
Kelly
Try to avoid eating playa.  

-Kelly
Mandylion
Lake Powell
Mandy
Try not to wear your feather eyelashes in a windstorm. 

-Mandy
Naked Mike
Mesa
Naked Mike
Rebar it down, no seriously, rebar it down. Extra water doesn't help Go to the newbie orientation if you are new. Don't get drunk so much you have recovery time or worse forget things. Be moderate and your over all experience is better Don't do drugs, let them do you. 

-Naked Mike
Pam
Mesa
Pam
Plan well - try out everything at home before you leave, bring replacement parts TAKE a bike! Pack less food than you think you'll eat -- you'll eat less on the playa. leave the fresh stuff at home, it spoils REALLY fast 

-Pam
KT Kate
Cottonwood
Cow Trailer Kate
No expectations. Each year is different. Push your boundaries. 

-Cow Trailer Kate
mr. mom
Tucson
robert
Never never never let your employees know how much fun you had. Now they all want to come along too! 

-robert
23
Phoenix
joanna
lots of socks in plastic bags 

-joanna
Serpico?
Gilbert
Tim
It sucks, don't go. 

-Tim
Buster
Scottsdale
Buster
I have a huge list of online links if anyone is interested, have been reading and researching for several years. 

-Buster
grover
Another Planet
grover
I could probably fill this space ten times over. 

-grover
Verbal
Phoenix
Verbal
I bring a bottle of cheap hair conditioner (think- Suave). If you put a little in your hair after showering and don't rinse it out, it will keep your hair from clumping up with playa dust. Also, if you are shaving from a cup, it works way better than shaving cream. Leave it better than you found it. Don't put your mouth on it if you don't know where it's been.  

-Verbal
VeryBadSanta
Mesa
Don
Hormel packaged dinners - non-perishable and easy to cook 

-Don
windpipe
Tucson
Chad
Go with the flow, always. Don't try to plan what happens in your world on the Playa. Keep your water bottle, dust mask, goggles, and headlamp handy all the time, and keep your shoes on. 

-Chad
Trae
south of nowhere
Trae
embrace the dust. 

-Trae
Runout
Tucson
runny
don't go lookin for that party in the "Blue Lounge" you won't like it. 

-runny
Theda
Phoenix
Jenna
Don't forget your tickets! Hehehehe 

-Jenna
Sarah
Tucson
Sarah
Don't be shy. Don't do X for the first time ever there. 

-Sarah
Jana Banana
Prescott
Jana
cover your bed with a sheet to keep dust levels down, don't forget to sleep and eat occasionally, cup w/ lid and handle=necessity, glow glow glow!, and play play play! 

-Jana
Kinfinity
Tucson
K8
Bring way more water than you think you'll need. Bring way less food than you think you'll need. seriously. i did that this year and STILL had too much! Find somewhere the first day that you can chill out and rest in. and i mean CHILL. i.e. swamp cooler domes, air conditioned RVs, mister systems etc. above all, be open to anything and always remember to be present in the moment, in the now. if you're waiting for something to happen you're already missing it. 

-K8
Workinonit
Tucson
Justin
Bring water. Hoping to meet some AZburners this year! 

-Justin
Das Bus aka Mayor GKOTU
Bullhead City
Lora
Bring twice as much alcohol as you think you'll need. Then give a bunch of it to the DPW. 

-Lora
LittleMonkey
Scottsdale
Troy
Bring ski gogles they work great also you might want to bring a bottle to take a leak in so you don't have to get up in the cold morning, get all dressed to go to the bathroom. Don't bring more than what you need because everyone will want to share with you. 

-Troy
TommyB
Prescott like Biskit
TommyB
bring a cup with a lid you can never have too much glow jerky, nuts, and dried fruit will sustain a burner through many miles of wandering pick camp mates with low drama tendencies take pictures 

-TommyB
Convinced (By Boobies)
Tempe, AZ
Levi
All I can say is, sunblock. (see photos) 

-Levi
Dog Bite
Tucson
GiGi-D
Camel back is a must Good Bike when your tired sleep if your happy stay there if your not happy move on. Do that you will be fine. avoid DPW dogs ;-) 

-GiGi-D
Omayra
Another Planet
Omayra
 

-Omayra
Laetor
Chandler
Trey
 

-Trey
fancy geoff
Phoenix
Geoff
 

-Geoff
Jenn
Mesa
Jenn
 

-Jenn
clamoring
Another Planet
Kayobi
 

-Kayobi
nils
Another Planet
nils
 

-nils
Joe
Tempe
Joe
 

-Joe
Raunch Cowboy
Scottsdale
Lewis
 

-Lewis
Psytek
Another Planet
Albie
 

-Albie
BuilderG
Another Planet
Gordy
 

-Gordy
Scotto
Phoenix
Scotto
 

-Scotto
Amazon
Tucson
Kay
 

-Kay
Dr Germ
Glendale
Da Germ
 

-Da Germ
Kat
Mesa
Kat
 

-Kat
jewel
Another Planet
kris
 

-kris
Hot Candy
Flagstaff
John
 

-John
B Rad
Another Planet
Brad
 

-Brad
ISMIST
Tucson
bill
 

-bill
Jet Lag!
Chandler
Jet Lag!
 

-Jet Lag!
Diesel
Another Planet
Diesel
 

-Diesel
purrrgatori
Phoenix
krinabelle
 

-krinabelle
Town Crier
not in AZ anymore
TC
 

-TC
Apple
Albuquerque, NM
Apple
 

-Apple
Petra
Scottsdale
Kelly
 

-Kelly
Life
Tucson
Brian
 

-Brian
Knotch
Elfrida
Knotch
 

-Knotch
Knotch
Elfrida
Rodney
 

-Rodney
Shadow
Elfrida
Shadow
 

-Shadow


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